Title: MEATHOOK! (Give the girl a) Release Date: July 4th, 1982
Notes: The blockbuster EP featuring songs made famous
during the notorious Summer 1982 tour of Southern California culminating with the private
party at the Casa De Gallop, and the infamous "swimming pool incident".
Side One:
1. MEATHOOK!
2. Ya Mother!
Side Two:
1. Little Puppies!
2. Untitled
Yo Mama!
Title: F.O.A.D. Release Date: March 15, 1985
Notes: After retreating in to the studio for over a year, the
result was dark, avant-garde and commercially unsuccessful. Critics today
agree that despite the lack of commercial success, this album remains an
artistic failure.
Side One:
1. Round Head
2. St. Pauli Girl
3. F.O.A.D
4. Spatula of Doom
5. Death Mobile
Side Two:
1. Zoom Zoom Zoom
2. Valiant!
3. Can of Beans
4. Hork!
F.O.A.D.
Title: Covers and Blankets (Smallpox) Release Date: October 4, 1987
Notes: Depression over the commercial failure but critically derided second
album drove the band apart. While in seclusion in Palm Beach, work was
begun on an album of cover tunes. The result remembered as a favorite by
fans that do not exist.
Side One:
1. Oklahoma!
2. Life is a Cabaret
3. Rebel Rouser
4. Knock Three Times
Side Two:
1. Love will keep us together
2. I Think I love You
3. Muskrat Love
4. The Candy Man
Rebel Rouser
Title: Blue Martini Release Date: 3Q11
Notes: Returning after a nearly 25 year hiatus. The latest Cool
Whips album promises to be as unsuccessful and unsatisfying as their
previous releases. Preview of the track SoS promises that fans
will be disappointed!